The worst thing I have ever heard is T pain's version of Lorde's Royals. Don't believe me? Here's the lyrics to the hook: No, seriously.

Seems like yesterday we was drinking Crown Royal

We ain't really give a fuck

Now they try to hate on us

And I just party on my bus

Let me see you get loose, girl

Everything is on me

So, nigga, come through

Let me live that fantasy

No, seriously. Listen yourself, if you dare. I'm going to go sulk in a corner and mumble something.